Touché

Posted by Jonny West - September 17, 2009 1:36 PM

Quadrophonic Colin. Better than a quadrophonic colon – by a country mile.

I am speechless and bewildered.

I need some coffee before I can respond properly. It’s only 9:50AM on the West Coast and I am just shaking off the cobwebs to get in “work” mode.

I arrived at work to find pictures of Kanye West taped to my dual monitors (yeah…2 monitors – double the fun, double the fucking off – or maybe I’m just a NERD).

Looks like one of my so-called-friends (wait, I don’t have any friends here, only enemies) is about 4 days late on this joke.

Ok, speaking of jokes…this is a dandy -

A duck walks into a bar…

Duck: Got any Grapes?

Bartender: No…no, I don’t have any grapes. Get outta here.

The duck leaves. 5 minutes later he is back in the bar.

Duck: Got any Grapes?

Bartender: No, I told you I don’t have any grapes. This is a bar. Get out.

The duck leaves. 5 minutes later he is back in the bar.

Duck: Got any Grapes?

Bartender: (Angry) No, I DON’T have any fucking grapes. This is a BAR! (Grabbing duck by the throat) Now get the fuck out of here before I nail your fucking web feet to the bar.

The duck leaves.

5 minutes later.

The duck returns.

Duck: Got any nails?

Bartender: No.

Duck: Got any grapes?

(laughter, applause)

Anyway, to answer your “how’d he get that eye” question – I’m going to go with:

Try the veal.

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