Quiet Place To Take A Dump

Posted by Rick Manning - September 30, 2009 10:05 AM

I am starting a new category called “Corporate World”.

It’s going to be a place where I put all my observations and thoughts about working in an office.

For this first post, I want to write about something near and dear to my heart —

As I get older, my priorities are changing.  Sure, I want fun work environment…I guess.

Lately, I just want a quiet place to take a dump.

Now, I don’t like taking dumps at work but sometimes you just have to do it.

I have worked in a number of different office spaces in my career and I usually I can figure out in the first two weeks of working there where and when I can take a nice, long, stinky, private dump.

Some spaces are limited to one bathroom so that is more of a timing issue.  I have learned you do not want to go in there between 10 and 12  or 2 and 4.  These are prime bathroom visiting hours.  Early in the morning or towards the end of the work day, you can get a nice quick shit in before somebody comes walking in and pissing or washing their hands or making themselves look pretty.  (Yeah, HR guy-I am talking about you).

Thankfully, there are multiple crappers in this building.  Some are well hidden and off the beaten path.  The bad economy has increased the guy to toilet ratio in my building, which is nice.

I will walk for a good 5 minutes if I can take a nice private dump.

I think on my next job interview I’ll ask, “Hey, what’s the crapper situation in this place?”

It should be on the list of benefits.

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