Guys Named Forrest

Posted by Rick Manning - November 25, 2009 2:57 PM

Not sure why, but I have never gotten along with guys named Forrest. I am pretty sure it’s all me… I mean, these guys have plenty of friends, buddy, chums, comrades, etc.

For some reason, I just do not jive with dudes named Forrest.

To me, they always are a little hard to understand. They don’t communicate non-verbally all that well.

They don’t seem to share my sense of humor.

They seem awkward around me when I try to engage them with some small talk.

Sometimes, they’re downright insulting. I will see this Forrest guy in the hallway, say “Hi”, and I will get no response. I don’t know why. Did I insult them unintentionally? Did they think I said, “Hey, suck a fart out of my asshole!”, instead of “Hi.”? I just don’t get it.

Sometimes I think it may not be me. I think you become a douchebag after being named Forrest. Just my take.

I have never met a Forrest I have liked.

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