http://whenthisfails.com ...then we'll really be Effed. Fri, 23 Apr 2010 20:45:23 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Not sure why, but I have never gotten along with guys named Forrest. I am pretty sure it's all me... I mean, these guys have plenty of friends, buddy, chums, comrades, etc. For some reason, I just do not jive with dudes named Forrest. To me, they always ... http://whenthisfails.com/guys-named-forest/ The other thing about the guy's bathroom in office buildings is graffiti...  Yeah, graffiti. Guys are still writing on walls to express themselves.  I don't get it. You expect this practice on the walls of bar bathrooms...school bathrooms...but corporate bathrooms? Seriously, what the fuck? I like it when it becomes a conversation.  It's like ... http://whenthisfails.com/graffiti-on-bathroom-stalls/ I've been meaning to weigh in on Rick's commentary on corporate commodes. This is a beautiful bit of observational comedy.  I feel like Jerry Seinfeld's head should pop up over the stall door and say, "Yeah, Rick.  What's up with that?"  Or at least ask for a square of tissue - ... http://whenthisfails.com/rockin-the-deuce-getting-paid-and-ass-gaskets/ In my continuing coverage of the corporate walls, I wanted to report on this phenomena.  I call it a phenomena because I have seen it in the bathrooms of the last 3 places of employment. I am talking about dudes smearing their boogers on bathroom walls. You see, I go into the ... http://whenthisfails.com/boogers-on-bathroom-walls/ I am starting a new category called "Corporate World". It's going to be a place where I put all my observations and thoughts about working in an office. For this first post, I want to write about something near and dear to my heart --- As I get older, my priorities are changing.  ... http://whenthisfails.com/quiet-place-to-take-a-dump/ I did it (meaning I keyed in my credit card number). I just spent $102 dollars for a pair of tickets to see Pavement in Central Park on Septemer 23, 2010. That is 363 days from now. Now I just need to apply and be accepted into the NYC teaching internship program. I need ... http://whenthisfails.com/manifesting-brooklyn/ Jon Jon brings up a good point.  Our blog is sorta backwards because the most recent posts are answering past posts...which means people will need to start from the bottom and flatten as they go up. Crap.  Not intuitive. Here's my solution:  Every new post is backdated.  The top post will be ... http://whenthisfails.com/our-blog-is-backwards/ make flat asses. http://whenthisfails.com/skinny-jeans/ Dear Rick, I showed a friend the blog and he didn't know what to make of it. I told him he had to read from the bottom up.  And then I realized, I shouldn't have to tell him this.  Is this what the boss is talking about when he mentions  a "barrier ... http://whenthisfails.com/i-dont-get-it/ Wow. Them Duke boys and their exploding arrows with biscuit chasers.  My, my, my. And that John Whatshisname is dreamy (oh, you alluded to that already - I'm concerned that we both had the same thought since I watched the video and went that direction before reading your line) - but, a'hem…. ... http://whenthisfails.com/biscuit-chasers/